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Kern River Sock ‘Em Dog

Kern River Brewing Co.
$25.99
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Stout - Imperial / Double | 11%

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Running the rapid named “Sock ‘Em Dog” is a considered a rite of passage for any aspiring whitewater boater who visits the Kern River. The bar was raised in 2017 when record snow pack led to big water and, occasionally, big carnage. This big Imperial Stout, with rich chocolate and chewy caramel notes, pays homage to the good times and beat downs. Enjoy the complexity in this beer and focus on the simplicity in life; which we hope for you remains Wild and Scenic.

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