Foreign Objects Willful Delusion of False Perceptions

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IPA - New England | 6.5% ABV

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This New-American Hoppy Ale was inspired by our observations of the New-Alternative Delusions of this self-obsessed, frenzied culture...and with our extreme efforts to infuse objectivity into all aspects of our craft, alienation is a perpetual inevitability. As surely as the transient perceptions of slouching minds dictate cultural patterns en masse, we will all swallow with ease this delicious, silken liquid, and breathe deeply the quirky hipness of hot new aromas like tropical flowers, red berries, and candied citrus fruits imparted by Melba and Topaz hops. Take the path of least resistance: a satisfied ego is all-important, no?

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  • Citrus
  • notes
  • pineapple
  • Orange juice
  • jicama
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02/13/2019
Tony

Holy **** this is good!

Super smooth, super drinkable. Light citrus notes, heavy orange juice, pineapple, and jicama.