Foreign Objects From Stardust To Thoughtform

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IPA - American | 6.7% ABV

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Our atoms are 6 billion years old. We've got 6 billion years of memory in our minds...and it was all leading to this New-American Hoppy Ale made with Lactose sugar, and hopped infinitely with Galaxy, Cashmere, and Experimental Hop #472! We bathe in the waves of relief that come from our precious thoughts, but in the void all that existed was the ultimate moment of terror which was the beginning of life. The æons blinked and the dust of cosmic eternity compressed like a diamond and became all things, culminating finally into human thoughtform. And here we are.

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